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  • Live Action Toy Story

    Live Action Toy Story

    ★★★★

    Is this "good" in the traditional sense? No. But it is a movie where every single frame shines with genuine care, effort, and love of filmmaking. I actually appreciate the original more now, because this remake helped me see it in a new light.

  • Neverwhere

    Neverwhere

    An admittedly cool animation style doesn't do enough to make up for how EMBARRASSING the writing is.

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  • Zoom

    Zoom

    Important things to note about this movie:
    - the opening scene is Tim Allen making his finger vibrate and sticking it in a glass of soda
    - the boy's power is literally to inflate his body, like what deviantart level trash is this
    - Tim Allen's performance seems to be crappily ripping off RDJ's "Iron Man", but that came out two years after this, so what gives
    - there's no real conflict for the first hour
    - there are like…

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

    Y'know that bit at the end of 2001 where the guy is watching all the trippy visuals and he's almost seizing in his suit? For two hours and fifteen minutes, I was that guy.

    There are so many points of comparison to be made - the works of Quentin Tarantino, Sharkboy And Lavagirl, Epic Rap Battles Of History. This film is all of them and more.

    I can't imagine what it must have been like to see this movie in…