While society implodes at an alarming speed, there are some out there getting better and better. Birds of Prey, Nobody, Boss Level and now this? Its not directors saving cinema, its the fight choreographers. Hard facts.
A total mood movie. On any other day this is a 2 star flick all the way, but tonight i was just in the mood for a 'by the numbers' 90s-esque thriller.
Quaid is hammy as hell but i appreciate his commitment to the drama, rather than phoning this shit in like Harrison Ford or Bruce Willis.
3 stars. Just.
Watching Sucker Punch is like watching a friend you don't really like play a videogame for two hours. Making things worse is the stranger sat between you both aggressively wanking over his iPod full of shit reworkings of your favourite songs.
Sucker Punch is not only as bad as you've heard, it's worse.
I've been drinking straight whiskeys as it's a Friday night, I've been ill all week and so fuck it, why not? Apologies if this review gets sentimental and/or weird.
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