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Dear Evan Hansen 2021
This is the first time I've ever been mad at a director for how shit a job they did.
Beyond that, the storyline is mad wack, of course Evan's motivations are creepy af, and not a single moment justified this existing as a film. Some things are meant for the stage and even in adapting this to film it didn't feel like they "adapted" anything, they just shoved a camera in front of stage performances and it doesn't fuckin work
"This is just Degrassi but worse."
- Steve, paraphrased
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The Quiet Man 1952
When I see John Ford in hell, I'm going to drag him violently across 5 miles of open field and throw him at the feet of Satan.
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In the Mood for Love 2000
Ill-advised of me to have watched this with someone, considering how I couldn't help but rewind every two seconds to admire how amazing this movie is.