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  • Another Round

    Another Round


    y’all know i immediately googled “mads mikkelsen jazz ballet rehearsals” after this. man used to be a professional dancer? please. 

    this was so wonderful. the best final scene in existence. the speech thomas gave at the oscars was so profound and i might not have watched this otherwise. didn’t think drunk middle aged men would be so relatable... but mads crying into his wine over dinner with his bros proved otherwise. 

    the subplots of this (sebastian, the soccer team) were so artfully intertwined. this would be a shit american film. i’ll eat my words if i have to.

  • The High Note

    The High Note


    saw dakota johnson in a jumpsuit and spent the rest of the movie online shopping for a similar one so i’m not sure exactly what happened good ending tho

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  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    if olivia colman wants to end the world in bisexual lighting who are we to stop her?

    jk abbi jacobson’s anxious eldest sister energy brought me immense comfort and i loved it all

  • Shithouse



    if a twentysomething white boy told me he directed/wrote/edited/starred in a movie about the college experience i would immediately locate the nearest emergency exit. 

    but cooper..... you lanky emo indie ben wyatt you. you might have done something. 

    i’m giving this five stars even though i hated it. please respect my privacy at this time.

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