rowan

one time sean baker dm’d me on twitter (they/them)

Favorite films

  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • The Social Network
  • Donnie Darko
  • Barbarian

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  • Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★½

  • Disenchanted

    ★★★½

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★★★½

  • T2 Trainspotting

    ★★★½

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  • Orphan

    Orphan

    ★★★

    if i was esther i would simply try to seduce vera farmiga instead of the dad

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    this is a shakespearian level tragedy that should be taught in every english class

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  • Black Mirror: USS Callister

    Black Mirror: USS Callister

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ok but a dude trapping a woman in a virtual world bc she didnt want to fuck him really would happen

  • Superbad

    Superbad

    ★★★★

    imagine having the job of drawing all of seth’s dick drawings