teagan’s review published on Letterboxd:
1. armie hammer casually saying "whoops, broke a three hundred and fifty year old doorknob!" as he tosses said doorknob onto a desk is already more iconic than anything i will ever do in my life
2. "you better lawyer up, asshole" is the greatest line ever uttered in the history of film
3. erica albright is a national hero
4. past me only gave this movie three and a half stars. past me was a liar and a fool