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  • Lost River
  • Only Lovers Left Alive
  • All of Us Strangers
  • Dune

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  • A Star Is Born


  • Fire Island


Recent reviews

  • Dune



    missed this bad boy on the big screen when it first came out, glad i got to watch it in imax today. looked like a meth addict going through withdrawal with all my reactions, luckily i had the whole theatre to myself. good times. the rewatch value this has is insaneeee.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    β€œi got bored one day and i put everything on a bagel. everything. all my hopes and dreams, my old report cards, every breed of dog, every last personal ad on craigslist. sesame. poppy seed. salt. and it collapsed in on itself. β€˜cause you see, when you really put everything on a bagel, it becomes this. the truth. nothing matters.”

    no idea how it’s absurdist brilliance flew over my head the first time around. highly doubt something as weird and wonderful as this will come around anytime soon, not in my lifetime at least.

Popular reviews

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    β€œi want you flat on your back. helpless, tender, open, with only me to help.”

    that right there is true love ladies and gents. poisoning your significant other so that you can look after them? how romantic!

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster


    think i just found my new favourite lanthimos film. somehow makes me simultaneously want a partner and to isolate myself in a dark room at the same time. strange feeling. don’t believe i’ve quite felt something like this before. i’ve been lonely and i’ve wanted to be alone but never both at the same time. i’m not quite sure what to do with myself. i think i’ll have a wank, then read a book, then gouge my eyes out with a steak knife.