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  • Whiplash
  • The Social Network
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
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  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★½

  • Pig

    ★★★★½

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    ½

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ½

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  • Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins

    ★½

    When a movie has that kind of title, with origins in the title, you better run. While this isn’t as atrocious as something like X Men Origins Wolverine, it’s still just not a good movie. I want to get it right out of the way that if an action movie can’t hire a good director, the movie shouldn’t be made. The director of this has made some trainwrecks, as well as one movie (Red) that i actually enjoyed. But for…

  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★½

    I had to travel to appleton to see this one, because it’s only in select theaters. Boy, was it worth it. Judging by the synopsis, it’s easy to assume this is just another revenge tail similar to movies as recent as Nobody and Wrath of Man (both of which i loved, mind you.) It turns out that it actually flips that concept on its head and finds a more contemplative approach to its story. Nicolas Cage’s character (Cage gives one…

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  • The Forever Purge

    The Forever Purge

    It has been a decent amount of time since i’ve seen a movie this convinced that it’s target audience is stupid. An idea for a purge sequel that, in concept, is actually not a bad idea, is ruined by the writing. Not just the writing, actually. Nothing that happens in this movie is interesting. None of the kills are cool, the movie is LITTERED with jump scares that make no sense. A character will turn around, and suddenly someone else…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Remember that scene from Ralph Breaks the Internet, where they travel to a Disney website and it just shows basically every property they own? Remember how bad it was? This entire movie is that scene, for Warner Bros. Before I get to that, let’s talk about Lebron James. As bad as he is, i genuinely don’t think he’s as bad of an actor as Michael Jordan. He proved that in Trainwreck, but he’s still not good here. He has basically…