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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Uptown Girls
  • Out of Sight

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  • Life As We Know It

    ½

  • Out of Sight

    ★★★★½

  • The Handmaiden

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

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  • Cherry

    Cherry

    ★★

    highschool play ass movie

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    at the premiere a producer came on at the end and said not to say anything about the cameos, here’s me not doing that 

    - they got Ninja the gamer that said the n word
    - alex trebek RIP

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  • Life As We Know It

    Life As We Know It

    ½

    this premise is insane; these parents die and leave their baby to their best friends who hate each other 

    but nobody acts like the parents died. everyone’s just like good luck raising a baby people 🤪🤪🤪

  • Out of Sight

    Out of Sight

    ★★★★½

    this might crack my top four.

    meandering perfection.  and steve zahn was being so funny in this.

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  • Love Hard

    Love Hard

    you know a christmas movie that comes out a month and a half early gonna be trash

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    so you’re telling me peter parker is fully clothed in j crew under that super suit 🤔 couldn’t be me. i’d be in there cheeks out. body tight. aerodynamic.