• Hard to Kill

    Hard to Kill

    I wanna say…. Mason?

  • Marked for Death

    Marked for Death

    In a battle over who could offend Jamaicans the most, Seagal comes in a close second to PREDATOR 2.

  • Above the Law

    Above the Law

    Nico! Nico?? Nico. Nico?!?!?!

  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    Is it appropriate to call a film “starchy?” This counts as one, but don’t ask me any more than that.

  • May December

    May December

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When Natalie Portman finally picked up that lisp, holy shit

  • Hustle

    Hustle

    2k MyCareer mode (Sandman’s Version)

    Kenny Smith being given a legit supporting part while Inside the NBA exists in this universe is a choice. Then again, so is hyper-tense basketball melodrama scored by Dan Deacon!

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Bob Conrad vs. Gabe Kaplan at Battle of the Network All-Stars taken to its illogical conclusion.

  • Sometimes I Think About Dying

    Sometimes I Think About Dying

    Did they get the title from the Star Wars social media manager's internal monologue?

  • Magic Cop

    Magic Cop

    That is one magic cop.

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Tom Atkins swag level off the charts

  • The Wax Mask

    The Wax Mask

    Pure Italian magic ✨ 

    Five wax terminator 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 outta five

  • Mikey

    Mikey

    Platonic ideal BLANK CHECK prequel