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  • SHC: Freak Accident

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  • Primer

    Primer

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    there's this myth that has been going around since this film became the internet's indie darling of the year like 20 years ago, that 'primer' is this very smart film that requires a big brain to understand.

    no.
    it is not.

    if you were smart you'd know this is just a pulpy sci-fi story told obtusely, but not any more complex than a heinlein or bradbury story. that's not smart. showing you a simple story but telling it erratically is…

  • SHC: Freak Accident

    SHC: Freak Accident

    Β½

    what are the odds that i would see two embarrassing horror shorts today with bad sketch level acting, cheap visual effects, and a black mirror-tier awful premise involving computers?

    also for as much as i already find the vaporware aesthetic lame as fuck, it didn't deserve for someone to take a proverbial shit on it by using it to prop up some dogass found footage non-horror non-story like this lol

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    Β½

    immature, solipsistic, selfish, downright cruel afluent-ish white women who are bad at relationships and at contributing anything to society are the most ignored, marginalized and downright silenced people on the planet and i gotta thank the filmmakers for giving us such an unique look and perspective into the life of such a great heroineβ€” nay, ICON of feminism, bravery and kindness.

    worst person in the world is truly someone to root for and admire for her courage in living, laughing,…

  • X

    X

    Β½

    "X" wants so badly to be "texas chain saw massacre", but while the latter goes from 0 to 100 from the first kill, this movie doesn't get to even 10 in its whole length. it tries to "elevate" its horror by shoving a bunch of preachy social commentary that the material doesn't deserve, but that's not "elevation", that's self-importance. the movie simply doesn't have the balls to put its money where its mouth is, it's all posturing and aesthetics, but…