Cris

Cris

Favorite films

  • Bound by Honor
  • Before Sunrise
  • Before Sunset
  • The Wrestler

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  • Citizen Kane

    ½

  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    ★★★★★

  • The Final Girls

    ★★★★★

  • Office Space

    ★★★★★

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ½

    Hi just tryna get y’all’s attention this isn’t my actual rating of the movie 

    I’m deleting this account and moving shop to my new one—username: crisruiz

    Like, bro, do you know how insane it is that I’m able to have an account with my actual name on it I mean I’m better than my entire family cuz of this. Seriously I am they kinda aren’t the best 

    Anyway! Follow me on that account cuz this one is going bye bye like Zack Snyder’s Justice League universe. Smile.

  • Le Samouraï

    Le Samouraï

    ★★★★

    I can’t give this anything less cuz one of you—likely a film major, let’s be honest—will find me and attack me for disrespecting criterion. 

    Full honesty I really wished I was watching SWAT halfway through this. Yes, the SWAT with Colin Farrel and Sam Jackson. SWAT is better than this. You know where to find me. 

    Hugs and kisses.

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  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ★★★★★

    This 5 star is not for the movie itself but for the time of my life I had being seated with my 7 friends in a theater all by ourselves at 10PM, with obnoxious remarks every minute with no disregard. This is a rare cinematic experience that I hope all of you could be granted.

  • Bound by Honor

    Bound by Honor

    ★★★★★

    One of the couple of 3 hour movies that I’m exicited and ready to put on at any given moment. Shoutout to my dad for saying “fuck it” and popping this in on a Tuesday night.