funke

i've only seen fight club and i'm rating everything else based off the poster

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Perfect Blue
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Total Recall

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  • Nobody Knows

    ★★★½

  • A Goofy Movie

    ★★★

  • Nope

    ★★★★½

  • Therapy Dogs

    ★★★★

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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    ★★★★★

    someone really watched this movie and thought "dam i should make fortnite"

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    #ripleynation

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  • Nobody Knows

    Nobody Knows

    ★★★½

    imagine watching The Goofy Movie (1995) and then watching this immediately afterwards.

  • A Goofy Movie

    A Goofy Movie

    ★★★

    was this movie made in the 90s or smth. i couldnt tell

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    i cried so much lol

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    i watched this with stephy in theatres and it was the worst movie going experience ever. i dont even know how i feel about this movie because there was the most obnoxious guy talking throughout the entire film. the person he was with said “ok, shh the movie is starting” and he responded with “nah it’s good, im a talker”.

    this could very well be my joker origin story. he talked through the entire thing. and then this person on…