funke

i've only seen fight club and i'm rating everything else based off the poster

Favorite films

  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Alien
  • Perfect Blue
  • Excalibur

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  • Hellraiser

    ★★★½

  • Saint Maud

    ★★★

  • The Call

    ★★★

  • Cronos

    ★½

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  • Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★½

    damnnn those special effects went crazy. gave me flashbacks of the thing and possession wrapped up in one kinky-ass flick. i'm curious to see how the sequels carry on this set up bc apparently this franchise has been pumpin out movies for a while now!!!!!

    how doesn't his head hurt if he has pins all over them?

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    start of this month's movie marathon started with this creepy ass flick. got damn is maud a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the ending is pretty telegraphed, but i did enjoy the ride.

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  • Battle Royale

    Battle Royale

    ★★★★★

    someone really watched this movie and thought "dam i should make fortnite"

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    damnnnn what a moody medieval dream that i didnt want to wake up from. dev patel crushes the role of  wannabe knight so well, tying internal + external struggles from the weight of consistent bad choices to a plethora of anxious sword fights. it’s been a while since i’ve seen a movie that i fell for instantaneously, so huge shout out to the green knight. an absurdist take on an arthurian story that threw me back on my knight bullshit…