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Favorite films

  • Heaven's Gate
  • Gerry
  • Southern Comfort
  • Streetwise

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  • Barbie

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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  • I Live in Fear

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  • Ikiru

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

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    Certainly not the film of 2023.

    Definitely the film of 2023.

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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    Wedged betwen CD:UK and Power Rangers on a Saturday morning in the 90's, this would have been cool to an 8-year old me.

    As some sort of measuring stick towards what is held up as the pinnacle of modern filmmaking?

    Fuck right off.

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  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

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    A film about nothing except everything that happens in between.

  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

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    Part I: Day 1-7

    I'll be honest, you're not going to get an objective review out of me here.

    As an absolute Beatles obsessive who spent much of his late teens and early-20's trawling through hours and hours of A/B Road bootlegs of Get Back sessions, this is pure crack to me.

    I'm sure everyone is familiar with the narrative around Let It Be. There was to be the album, and a one-off gig that would bring the Fab Four…