Just a middle age dude who is severely sex deprived and has an overwhelming excess of testosterone which he lets out by beating the shit out of 4 innocent but obnoxious people on a bus. Toxic masculinity at its best. It’s basically porn for bored unsatisfied dads.

The second-hand embarrassment hit HARD and every single line showed how hard the writers were trying to make it badass movie. Don’t even get me on the slow motion action scenes omg- i can’t deal with the treachery. Makes me wanna rethink my opinion on John Wick too.

i really think i must’ve watched the wrong movie to y’all because how are you lot giving it 4/5 stars 💀✋🏻

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