The Beastmaster

The Beastmaster ★★★★

Things I learned from Beastmaster:

1. Ferrets rule
2. Paint a tiger black and voilà you have a panther
3. Everybody loves speedos
4. The Skin Bat people love to suck people juices
5. No one can deliver a line. Like at all
6. BDSM monkey men with glowing eyes exist
7. The Beastmaster is supposedly the master of all animals but never tells the enemies’ horses to buck them off while they’re riding?! C’mon man!!!
8. I love this movie


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