Favorite films

  • Fargo
  • Rushmore
  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  • You're Next

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  • Malignant

    ★★★★½

  • The Card Counter

    ★★½

  • The Matrix

    ★★★★½

  • Nocturama

    ★★★★½

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  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    ★★½

    Tiffany Haddish called me to stake me in the World Series Of Poker next month in beautiful Guantanamo Bay, Cuba!

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★½

    Having never seen this film before I was worried that the movies and tv shows that ripped it off between now and then would have ruined it for me, but no, this shit slaps start to finish. the CG somehow still holds up and the dialogue is sparse in a way that doesn't feel over-expository.

    I am positive that this is the movie that gave Joe Biden dementia

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  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    ★★

    Basically if Joe Biden tried to describe Edge Of Tomorrow

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★★★

    This, undoubtedly, is one of the worst films I have seen in 2021. I mean, truly nonsensical. However, I got to see it at Nitehawk, in a packed theatre, with a couple of frosty beers and an even frostier friend sitting next to me. Movie theatres are back and I don't care who you are, they make even the worst of movies a little bit better. The popcorn, the soda, the weird employees in all black sprinting in a low crouch through the rows. I love it all.