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Thor: Love and Thunder 2022
I’m a silly boy. I like silly things and I like to laugh at silly little films like Ragnarok. This was not silly. This was egregiously obnoxious, and then some. I really don’t understand what happened here, it’s like there’s a layer of real visual innovation (at least in marvel standards) buried under a concrete layer of cringe, rushed, ugly bullshit. That black and white sequence is probably the best thing marvel has done in terms of pure ocular pleasure…
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Hell House LLC 2015
Some of you are all wildly overhyping this movie. Quite a bit of tension here and there, but otherwise this has all of your grating found footage horror tropes - and then some. There’s so many things that ruin the immersion and break any sort of “realism” in the film’s tone. By the end of it, you’re just waiting for reveals to be revealed and you’re also not really interested in being wrapped up in any sense of dread.
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Sherlock: The Final Problem 2017
Possibly, one of the most infuriating, frustrating and downright mind twisting television experiences I've ever had.
From the well-set-up, but poorly executed, 'villain' and the constant barrage of M. Night Shyamalan twists ... it didn't feel like Sherlock at all! It felt like saturated fanfic with some (actually impressive) horror movie tension jammed into the pot. A fandom themed escape room game that you might find certified on TripAdvisor.
What the flying fuckparsnip did I just witness?
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