I'm just the fly in the ointment.
The monkey in the wrench.
The pain in the ass.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Bad Taste
  • Hard Boiled
  • Léon: The Professional

Recent activity

  • Roger Waters: The Wall—Live in Berlin


  • Eddie Murphy Raw


  • Madness in the Method


  • The Moviemakers: Spielberg

Recent reviews

  • Air



    "A shoe is just a shoe until somebody steps into it. Then it has meaning. The rest of us just want a chance to touch that greatness. We need you in these shoes not so you have meaning in your life, but so that we have meaning in ours. Everyone at this table will be forgotten as soon as our time here is up - except for you. You're gonna be remembered forever, because some things are eternal. You're Michael Jordan, and your story is gonna make us want to fly."

  • Hard Boiled

    Hard Boiled


    The greatest action movie ever made.

    Happy birthday, Chow Yun-Fat!

Popular reviews

  • Commando



    Perhaps the single most important film ever made.

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    "See you at the party, Richter!"

    For those of you who haven't seen this film, I have only one thing to say; "Get your ass to Mars!"