Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Breaking the Waves 1996

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2023 5

  Woman goes to a doctor, says her husband’s been paralyzed. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple: the great clown Pagliacci’s in town tonight, after the show go backstage, fuck the shit out of him, come back and tell me all about it.”

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  Blue Valentine 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Apr 2023 3

  This Barbie is a nurse with a serial attraction to violent, possessive men. He’s just Ken.

Recent reviews

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023 3

  it’s nice when men have their little friends

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  Holy Smoke 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  darmok and jalad at the emu farm

  keitel his stache wide

  winslet when the drawers fell

Popular reviews

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 May 2023 25

  him: where’s montauk?     

  her: have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?

  me: these are my people i’m with my people

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  Persuasion 2022

  Added 3

  Ugh the abuse I endure for Dakota Johnson.