• Band of Outsiders

    Band of Outsiders


    Godard literally credited himself as Cinéma, I have no words.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    “Could I interest you in everything all of the time?”

    Now we’ll never have to wonder who would have won Best Musical or Comedy at the 2022 Golden Globes.

  • Body Heat

    Body Heat

    “Double Malpractice”

    This is one of those films that is purely born due to the lifting of the Hays Code. The erotic elements of this updated iteration are a perfect blend to the already sexually charged world of film-noir. However, the only aspect that I sense is worth praising above the previous version of this tale is the magnificent score, a perfect partner to every single scene. The remaining components are still very well done but, you simply cannot put them side by side with something of the stature of Double Indemnity.

  • The Other Side of the Wind

    The Other Side of the Wind

    I cannot even make up in my mind how Welles could leave 100 hours of footage and, just with his annotations, someone even tried editing it to feature film length, let alone have the courage to release under his name.

  • An American in Paris

    An American in Paris


    Thank God Gene Kelly ironed out the formula with this one before making Singin' in the Rain because, as much as I love his movies, another 17 minute sequence would have literally killed me.

  • Everyone Says I Love You

    Everyone Says I Love You

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not everyone says I love you, but I’ll let it slide.

  • The Deal

    The Deal

    My first day of film school the professor named this film in our production class. I was completely distracted so I assumed that it was a serious recommendation; after a quick google I was so confused whether she was being ironic or not. So I thought it couldn’t hurt watching it and I actually had a great time while doing so. A blast for anyone interested in showbiz and bts Hollywood.

  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter


    The way Ruby professes her obsession with The Preacher over and over again, creepily resembles how women used to romanticize Ted Bundy, and that makes this nightmarish masterpiece even more disturbing.

  • Metropolis



    Metropolis was pretty fucked up before Superman showed up, huh?

  • Paris When It Sizzles

    Paris When It Sizzles


    It stars Audrey Hepburn and takes place in Paris...” 
    Every studio in the 60s: “Shut up and take my money”

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    -Martin Scorsese while sobbing in his home theater

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed


    Will God ever forgive us for not giving Ethan Hawke an Oscar?