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  • Re-Animator
  • Dagon
  • From Beyond
  • The Pit and the Pendulum

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  • Appendage

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★

  • Fallen Angels

    ★★★½

  • Mr. Woodcock

    ★½

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★

    okay so firstly id like to say this is well done, the annoying group works because they are irritating for and to a point. so im not pauline at the beach-ing this one, or even shiva bbing it (sennot is class again tbf) just to get any "you just hate movies with annoying ensemble cast" accusations out of the way.

    felt very paint by numbers film we've all seen before, slightly updated with some tongue in cheek anti-woke virtue signalling.…

  • County Lines

    County Lines

    ★★½

    take him home to the place where he belongs

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    ★★½

    i went to that ASL metro class, i tried to understand. chinatown was so loud when i saw you i didnt realise at first. when someone shows a better door go through it, lest stupid movie meme sleep stealing sandman bastard eat your dreams.

    drunkard now and the funny wears off almost as quick as work draws close. during the closing mintute of this crazy marathon my mind transcended to that of our idiot protagonists is that my only thought was survival.

    damn you deep web, caught this fool thrice, shame on everyone.

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    edit - still thinking about this film the next day, so deserves a bump up to 4 star. might even correct the grammar and spelling in the revi... wait, what?!

    a wonderfully weird ride of obsession, love, and paranoia. not really sure what it's about, murder mystery without a murder(?), class divide or surrealist philosophical social study, ultimately it doesnt matter i guess.

    loved the ambigous nature of it all - greenhouses, cat, metaphor, and of course the sneaky nod…