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  • Stranger Than Paradise
  • Five Easy Pieces
  • First Reformed
  • Taste of Cherry

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Recent reviews

  • Dazed and Confused

    Dazed and Confused


    i want to be every single character in this movie all at once just frankensteined together

  • The Mother and the Whore

    The Mother and the Whore


    going back to write a review of this days later because i'd be remiss if i didn't mention how this pretty immediately changed my life. these characters - they're insufferable, they're petty, they're vindictive, they're impulsive, they're addictive, they're intoxicating. you can't really draw any inspiration from any of them truly, i don't think, save for the vulnerability veronika shows in that brilliant monologue towards the end. but i'll never in my life get over how it felt to sit…

Popular reviews

  • Women Talking

    Women Talking

    so absurdly hollow it’s almost laughable. dialogue that sounds more like a poorly written spoken word poem than anything anyone would say ever (other than maybe students at fucking Brown University, which, i’m sorry, these women would not be spouting feminist theory about power in their circumstance and with their level of education). women sure are talking but is a single one of them a real, full-rounded character? what even is there here to latch onto other than rupi kaur-isms? truly the epitome of telling instead of showing. borderline offensive how poorly this does justice to the incredibly sensitive themes and stories at hand.

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    if you search "how to be an optimistic nihilist" on youtube, a video of mine is the third result that comes up. i made that video six years ago. it is seven minutes long. i was nineteen.