Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • Climax

Recent activity

  • Swarm


  • The Mummy Returns


  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter


  • The Boogeyman


Pinned reviews

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    The Mario movie is exactly what you think it is, it doesn't surprise you, it doesn't take risks and hell it barely has a plot, but you know what, I had fun anyway. It's nothing groundbreaking, but it's not terrible either, it's sitting somewhere safely between those two extremes, and honestly as a Mario fan that's all It had to be.

    The most controversial element of this film leading up to its release was the voice cast. And yeah, when…

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    Halloween Ends, the "final" Halloween movie. Or rather the third "final" Halloween movie if you wanted to include the previous "finales" of Halloween 2 and H20, which are no longer canon. But after 13 total films in the Halloween saga, Halloween Ends is the supposed "end" to the series as well as the recent Halloween reboot trilogy lead by director David Gordon Green which in of itself is a soft-reboot continuation of the Halloween (1978) that ignores the other films…

Recent reviews

  • Strays



    This is the worst movie of 2023, and Im Nicholas Deckman, and Nicholas Deckman has seen some shit.

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    This reminded me of last Tuesday when I also constantly walked around shirtless in the woods with the boys. When Jacob said "NO BELLA I CAN'T PEG YOU, I GOTTA HANG OUT WITH THE BOYS IN THE WOODS SHIRTLESS INSTEAD!!" It felt like I was back in that moment from last tuesday with the boys. This is a true depiction of real life and cynics say people don't talk like this??? They really just don't make movies like this anymore

Popular reviews

  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    The Autopsy of Jane Doe


    I liked it until I didn’t. This started out as kind of surprise, I was pretty much into it. It had a really good slow pace, I liked the atmosphere. It was just these two guys doing an autopsy on a weird body and discovering things. Then it turns into a generic jump scare horror movie. 

    Around the half way point it tries to scare you into thinking one of the characters is going to die. Since there’s really only…

  • Mulan


    Now going into this I expected this to be a soulless cash grab like the other live action Disney films. I had no intention of seeing this and was going to just write it off as that without actually having have had seen it. This movie is not only unoriginal but it’s quite technically incompetent. I don’t really have much connection to the original Mulan. I remember watching it growing up but it’s not really something that had sticked with me.…