Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings Collection
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Recent activity

  • A Quiet Place Part II


  • Heat


  • The Fugitive


  • Planet of the Apes


Recent reviews

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    People Behaving Like Absolute Morons Part II.

    Fuck John Krasinski. Not just for the movie, but for stealing the idea for the first film from the original writers and promoting it as his own.

  • Heat



    I forgot how silly this is. As if the cops would just let Val Kilmer drive away. The guy fits the description and just stared down the suspect's wife. He even has a gunshot wound in the same spot where the suspect was shot. And these fuck-faces don't think that he might have a fake ID? Maybe it's because this criminal group walked right into the bank with sunglasses and black gloves and huge duffel bags, no masks on at…

Popular reviews

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    I don't trust anyone who dislikes this movie.

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Move over, Triumph of the Will. We've got a fresh new load of propaganda!

    For a movie that acts almost like a travelogue for how awesome America is, don't you think it's odd that the story centers around your average American - some random, low-intelligence nobody?

    The theme of this movie is simple: Do as you're told.

    That's all Forrest does in the whole movie, and he ends up a famous millionaire entrepreneur war hero athlete and pop culture icon.…