Will has written 9 reviews for films rated ★★★★ during 2019.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

    i think people hold the original trilogy to way too high of a standard. those movies rock ass and they are insanely stupid and hilarious and cheesy. so is this

    i hadn't seen this since i saw it in theatres, and at that point i don't think i'd ever even seen all of the SW movies before. it impressed me a little more then, and i definitely do understand why people are angry about it (specifically with regards to how…

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★

    more like dark sidious

  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★★

    pretty bad horror film, wildly fun and bad ass dark fantasy film. totally get why people will dislike this but it was absolutely baller. if u saw it dm me about the monsters cause I wanna talk

  • The Nightingale

    The Nightingale

    ★★★★

    this is literally the most brutally depressing movie I have ever seen. truly concretizes and makes tangible what colonialism actually looks like, which is something I think the vast majority of people could use to understand better (including myself)

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★

    Objectively the worst-written movie I have ever seen. I loved it

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

    not my favorite of the three but it's still John Wick. i don't even know how they choreograph these fight sequences. might come back to write more later

  • Transit

    Transit

    ★★★★

    L
    edit: did not mean to review this and not sure why there's an L here or what everyone who already liked it thought it meant. pretty good movie tho

  • Blazing Saddles

    Blazing Saddles

    ★★★★

    bean scene

  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★

    over the course of this movie, Paige said both "i should learn how to shoot a gun" and "i think I should get into martial arts