Will has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2021.

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★½

    this is a five star movie. this rating is a cheap trick to get someone to read this and this movie doesn't deserve it. im sorry.

    there is a certain type of man who goes to movies alone, or perhaps with one petrified friend. these are generally screenings of old horror movies or perhaps movies that these men describe as "nic cage going FULL nic cage." these men get very excited when the lights go down because their performance is…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★½

    they should make a sequel to Dubstep Guns. idle thought

  • The Stand

    The Stand

    first few episodes of this were absolute awful, then it got a bit better when tom came along, then it got weird again with trashcan man (easily the most shockingly bad part of the entire thing), then episodes 7/8 were pretty damn good, then 9 was just okay. i liked the extended ending for the most part

    they just totally whiffed the setup for this. You did not care about nick at all, they got like 2/3 of the way…