Will has written 9 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★½

    they should make a sequel to Dubstep Guns. idle thought

  • The Stand

    The Stand

    first few episodes of this were absolute awful, then it got a bit better when tom came along, then it got weird again with trashcan man (easily the most shockingly bad part of the entire thing), then episodes 7/8 were pretty damn good, then 9 was just okay. i liked the extended ending for the most part

    they just totally whiffed the setup for this. You did not care about nick at all, they got like 2/3 of the way…

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★½

    this is an unbelievably strange movie I don't even know what to say about it. the dialogue is not of this world, the entire thing feels like the script was written by a fifth grader but it's honestly just something to behold

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★½

    Jared Leto Hot

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    fine but twee

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    ★★½

    i have never seen this before and wanted to like it so bad. it is basically "racially questionable intergalactic spy kids" with none of the charm of spy kids

    two stars for darth maul half star for brief gonk droid cameo

  • To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    ★★½

    every girl in this looks like she is in a target commercial and every boy in this constantly looks like he was clubbed in the head five minutes ago. pretty cute though

  • Enter the Void

    Enter the Void

    ★★½

    this movie could be a masterpiece but it can't commit to doing one thing without muddying it with like three other things. very frustrating

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising

    ★★½

    i knew this is exactly how this movie would be from the moment i saw the trailer, unfortunately. guillermo del toro's absence is painfully noticeable in this . it's pretty fun, but it's nothing like the original. still better than transformers

    also, what the fuck was the trololo man joke