• Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    really fun and genuinely scary at points. a little bloated but who care. the house being drenched in blood is really really memorable and well done, very iconic shot of the movie to me. i have heard other people complain that this movie (and Peeles work at large) sort of plays to the ENDING EXPLAINED youtube video crowd, but this one is really fun to watch and i think it’s fun to talk about! i will definitely admit to a lot of it not landing with me at first. would love to rewatch sometime

  • We Met in Virtual Reality

    We Met in Virtual Reality

    ★★★★

    very glad they let someone who actually uses this technology make this instead of some terrible voyeuristic 32 year old creative director. very heartfelt and shockingly well done for what it is

    i am happy this exists and i suspect people of different age groups will come away from this with drastically different opinions. older (and i don’t even mean that old) people are probably going to talk a ton about the state of the world that makes these places…

  • Free Solo

    Free Solo

    ★★★★

    “nobody ever achieves anything great by being happy and cozy” is quite the quote LOL

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★

    i was doing my laundry while watching this and went down to take my clothes out before realizing i never even started the dryer. that was pretty stupid of me and i was upset that i’d have to stay up and wait for my clothes to be done but then i wasn’t so upset because i thought hey i get to finish mission impossible

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★★

    no amount of jokes can oversell how insanely homoerotic this movie is. i hadn’t seen it in probably ten years and i was absolutely blown away by how gay it was. and you know what good for them

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    ok fr the Department of Defense ate

  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★★★★

    GIVE ME THAT CUBE BOY

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    uou don’t see many movies that are racist against irish people anymore. not saying that’s bad it’s just an observation. its like this and the disney channel movie The Luck of the Irish which is actually a pretty good movie in some ways lol rememver in that movie when they go to the potato chip factory….mmmmm chips🤤

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ½

    they made kristin stewart look too bad rhey went overboard here and then jacob becomes attracted to the worst looking baby of all time it’s just bad you don’t want this

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    deeply personal for such a massive movie. there is no kingdom to reclaim or throne to take, just a few thatched roof huts and a family that lies and kills for a society at the end of the earth that nobody even seems to contact or care about. so reverent for tradition but not at all in a white nationalist or populist way, in a very quiet and personal and curious way

    i think the mound dweller scene was one…

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I am so sorry I really try not to be a hater but i thought  this movie was ASS. Above all its worst sin for me is that I found it INSANELY boring. there were like twenty total interesting minutes in this, soooo much shaky cam in a tight space with bad dialogue i just could not care about. i cannot believe this movie was almost 2:20, it should have been 1:20 absolute maximum. the drone stuff just made me…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    far from perfect but has such a wonderful and earnest beating heart that I cannot help but give it 5 stars. essentially built on the same self help chassis as The Holy Mountain and just as silly, but maybe a bit Russo brothers random for its own good at times and probably a little bloated. i don’t care though. just so kind and such a wonderful story with really really wonderful performances. started crying at “In another life, I would’ve…