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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Mandy
  • Speed Racer
  • Beyond the Black Rainbow

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  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

  • Transformers

    ★★★★

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  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★

    i was doing my laundry while watching this and went down to take my clothes out before realizing i never even started the dryer. that was pretty stupid of me and i was upset that i’d have to stay up and wait for my clothes to be done but then i wasn’t so upset because i thought hey i get to finish mission impossible

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★★

    no amount of jokes can oversell how insanely homoerotic this movie is. i hadn’t seen it in probably ten years and i was absolutely blown away by how gay it was. and you know what good for them

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    jeasus chrinst this movie is an achievement

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★½

    this is a five star movie. this rating is a cheap trick to get someone to read this and this movie doesn't deserve it. im sorry.

    there is a certain type of man who goes to movies alone, or perhaps with one petrified friend. these are generally screenings of old horror movies or perhaps movies that these men describe as "nic cage going FULL nic cage." these men get very excited when the lights go down because their performance is…