"I don't know if we're connecting or if I'm creating a bad memory for you"
THIS SHIT RULES. Just throws out actual reality and takes everything to the most insane place it can. Only movie I've seen where a joke about school shooting isn't immediately offensive and unnecessary.
Shout out to my Boston Bottoms for making this play in Boston a month early. I feel really cool for seeing this early and I know some of y'all get to do this shit all the time but let me brag to the void.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Nia DaCosta was like "hey Jo I heard you just got dumped, so instead of just giving you a movie starring Brie Larson, Teyonah Parris, and Iman Vellani with fun action scenes where people switch places, I've also decided to make Carol Danvers and Valkyrie girlfriends but also give Carol a hot husband and also add a musical number AND a scene where alien cats eat people as they run screaming and Memories from Cats plays. Hope this helps!"
Thank you, queen 💜