Favorite films

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Velvet Goldmine
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Labyrinth

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  • The Woman King

    ★★★★½

  • Pearl

    ★★★★

  • Slumber Party Massacre II

    ★★★★

  • House of 1000 Corpses

    ★½

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  • The Woman King

    The Woman King

    ★★★★½

    Nah, this slapped.

    Walked out of the theater then turned to my dad and saw he was actively crying and it's not super common to make my father cry so this film gets a special honor there.

    Staffs are the coolest weapon and I think more films should use them.

    (Although if we're being honest here, I am 100% sure the real story was SIGNIFICANTLY gayer and I think it's kinda silly to deny it)

  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★

    At first I thought it was just "aight, " carried by the style and MIA GOTH but with a lacking story... Then I got to the monologue...

    The monologue to the end is perhaps some of my favorite stuff I've seen in 2022 ngl.

    Still don't LOVE the screenplay but I truely appreciate the vibe and obviously MIA FUCKING GOTH.


    Also still don't love X either. Saw a lot of people saying they retroactively appreciate it more and maybe if…

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  • House of 1000 Corpses

    House of 1000 Corpses

    ★½

    Wow I fucking hated that!!!!! I wasn't expecting something classy and tasteful from Rob Zombie (I was expecting and WANTING something a little trashy) but I really coulda done without the slurs and constant misogyny! Trashy doesn't have to mean hateful and objectifying and ideologically terrible in every way!

    Intrigued by his directing/editing style so I MIGHT watch others but this was a shitty script AND a problematic script and his directing couldn't save it at all.

    Literally was like…

  • Slumber Party Massacre II

    Slumber Party Massacre II

    ★★★★

    Sure, it's a bit messy and has some random objectification, BUT it's also a film where a man dressed in full rockabilly leather is killing people with a drill on the end of his guitar while saying really stupid rock n roll one-liners and at one point between murders he takes a break to sing a little song and do a little dance.

    And somehow this is also a movie about trauma so clearly it's actually the best movie ever made.

    We need more slasher musicals and I fully believe that.

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