Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023 2

  "I don't know if we're connecting or if I'm creating a bad memory for you"

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  The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star 2021

  ★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  They 100% need to Fast and Furious these where we have at least 10 movies and all the Vanessa Hudgenses become superheroes and go to space

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2023 2

  THIS SHIT RULES. Just throws out actual reality and takes everything to the most insane place it can. Only movie I've seen where a joke about school shooting isn't immediately offensive and unnecessary.

  Embrace absurdity.

  Shout out to my Boston Bottoms for making this play in Boston a month early. I feel really cool for seeing this early and I know some of y'all get to do this shit all the time but let me brag to the void.

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  The Marvels 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Nia DaCosta was like "hey Jo I heard you just got dumped, so instead of just giving you a movie starring Brie Larson, Teyonah Parris, and Iman Vellani with fun action scenes where people switch places, I've also decided to make Carol Danvers and Valkyrie girlfriends but also give Carol a hot husband and also add a musical number AND a scene where alien cats eat people as they run screaming and Memories from Cats plays. Hope this helps!"

  Thank you, queen 💜