23, he/him
i watch movies while i work from home and then write about it

Favorite films

  • Death Becomes Her
  • Beautiful Boy
  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • The First Wives Club

Recent activity

  • Day Shift


  • The Banger Sisters


  • WandaVision


  • Freaky


Recent reviews

  • Day Shift

    Day Shift


    id let vampire karla souza murder me for sure

  • The Banger Sisters

    The Banger Sisters


    i am once again asking goldie hawn to be my mother

Popular reviews

  • What Happens in Vegas

    What Happens in Vegas


    cameron diaz please come out of retirement. the world of romantic comedies needs you

  • What's Your Number?

    What's Your Number?


    is this a good movie? not really 

    did i enjoy it? yes

    is it because i fancy the shit out of chris evans? probably