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  • The Polka King

    ★★★★

  • Smoke and Flesh

    ★★★★

  • Marty

    ★★★★

  • The Acid Eaters

    ★★★

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  • The Hard Road

    The Hard Road

    ★★★

    I think it’s time that we Letterboxd users have a serious discussion about VENEREAL DISEASE. That’s right, VD, The Drip, The Duntch, Lobster Tails, Meow Mix, The Red Lollipops, Goose Nuts. The Hard Road is here to hold our hands through this tough discussion. And to show us pictures LIKE THIS [screen fills with a bubbling, swollen sex organ] or THIS [screen fills with a greasy, bleeding genital] etc etc.

    When I was in high school a Christian pro-abstinence group…

  • Mad Love

    Mad Love

    ★★★★★

    Peter Lorre is the pervert's pervert, the ur-incel - as bald as an egg and dabbed with sweat beads as sticky as morning dew on a blade of grass. He goes to see a play every night to ogle his favorite actress, but this isn't a normal stage production, this play is a horrorshow where the object of his obsession is tied up and tortured. He goes so far as to procure a wax replica of her for his home…

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  • The Polka King

    The Polka King

    ★★★★

    In 2009 Bernie Madoff pleads guilty to running the biggest ponzi scheme of all time, a few years later the financial crimes of Jordan Belfort are sensationalized in Wolf of Wall St, and a few years after that Donald Trump becomes POTUS. It’s easy to see why this parody of the Great American Scammers would fly under everyone’s radar, but it gets to the guts of WHY these things happen again and again- uncanny faith from the top down. Jan…

  • Smoke and Flesh

    Smoke and Flesh

    ★★★★

    Walter is a weird old erotica author with a bald head and prominent forehead veins, truly an R. Crumb character come to life, played with where-did-they-find-this-guy gusto by Bo Barten in his only (?) screen performance. He invites young hippies over to smoke hash, spray whipped creme on each others nude bodies, play slot cars, and bang his wife all while he grins in the corner like a horny gargoyle, grist for the mill as they say. There's a bunch…

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  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    This movie is like doing dangerous drugs in a place you’ve never been to with people you don’t trust, but they have great taste in music.

  • Christine

    Christine

    ★★★★★

    I HATE CARS. Have you ever considered that car-horror is in part an extension of urban-development-horror? Christine is already here! America has surrendered its public conveyances to cars (aka corporate interest) and opened the doors to all kinds of horrors both unexpected and intended: suburbs (racial segregation), yards (ecological mismanagement), rural isolation (classism), pollution (affecting all biomes), flooding and erosion (accelerated stormwater runoff), resource depletion, shrinking protections from search and seizure, economic hardships, drunk driving, long commutes, fuck, even slow…