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  • Petite Maman
  • Titane
  • Apocalypto
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  • Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★★★

  • Midnight Mass

    ★★★★

  • Petite Maman

    ★★★★

  • Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★½

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen a new film that felt this original and made me excited about cinema again. I’ve just been seeing such mediocre films lately, so this was a breath of fresh air for sure. 

    Titane is insane, and I was invested for nearly every minute. I will definitely be seeing it again.

  • Old

    Old

    ★★★

    This is why you need to wear sunscreen at the beach.

    Despite being an M. Night apologist, I totally went into this expecting to hate it. I saw the trailer…I saw the clips…and for the first 20 minutes of the film I was pretty much decided on the fact I wasn’t going to like it…

    So here is my explanation for why I liked it, despite the overwhelming amount of things that I really really did not like:

    I’ll start…

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  • Annabelle Comes Home

    Annabelle Comes Home

    ★★

    Just the presence of Ed and Lorraine at the start fills the movie with a sense of false comfort because it makes you feel like the rest film will be in good hands. 

    From the start, it begs you to think back and reflect on the good times you had watching The Conjuring films. Don’t be fooled, however. It is undoubtably closer in tone and craftsmanship to the spinoff films, rather than The Conjuring films.

    There’s poor writing and awful…

  • Countdown

    Countdown

    ½

    I told Siri to pick a number between 1-5. She chose 2 so I will now set a timer for two minutes. I will write the rest of this review in the allotted time until my countdown reaches zero:


    It’s no surprise that this movie is garbage. It goes down the checklist of horror clichés without fail.

    It’s not even remotely interesting, as it was extremely difficult for me to stay awake during. Honestly, the whole movie is just wack.…