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  • Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets
  • Collective
  • Let Them All Talk
  • Bad Boys for Life

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  • The Year Without a Santa Claus

    ★★★★

  • Dead Bang

    ★★★½

  • The Comfort of Strangers

    ★★★★½

  • Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

    ★★★★★

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  • The Year Without a Santa Claus

    The Year Without a Santa Claus

    ★★★★

    Santa gets in on the great resignation before the plot takes a sharp turn into Hardcore territory, with Santa in hot pursuit of a reindeer who’s made a trip down to the big city, all worked up about what the “cruel world” might do to his poor little vixen

  • Dead Bang

    Dead Bang

    ★★★½

    a double feature of this unapologetically scrappy Xmas action potboiler and Die Hard is such a no brainer, this being the tall pour of whiskey after a bucket of chicken and a Miller high life

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  • Respect

    Respect

    ★★

    At this point if bio-pics are just going to be glorified adaptions of Wikipedia pages, then why not include the links? Were there any justice, the Oscars would create a “best adapted Wikipedia page” award especially reserved for cash-in bio-pics like this. Look, if you want to see something worthy of respect, and somehow didn’t get all the awards, and almost zero noms, check out Amazing Grace on Hulu, shit is a religious experience, also her mid 80s record Who’s Zoomin Who doesn’t get enough love either, sounds better than ever

  • The Tomorrow War

    The Tomorrow War

    ★★

    harkens back to an era where they’d let slip maybe one Edge of Tomorrow a year if you were lucky, but that was an eternity ago, back when there were five studios not two. I plead with you, go see your friends, your family, take an evening stroll, fix that record player, study for the LSATs, watch Sam Richardson in literally anything else (and hell why not start with "Scrooge Encounters A Cyborg From Christmas In 3050," a much better and way shorter…