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  • Singapore Sling
  • Edmond
  • Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby
  • What Have I Done to Deserve This?

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  • The Craigslist Killer

    ★★

  • Willy's Wonderland

    ★★★

  • Hidden Figures

    ★★★

  • 127 Hours

    ★★★

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  • The Craigslist Killer

    The Craigslist Killer

    ★★

    It's a Lifetime movie with a lot of very stupid dialogue delivered as sincerely as possible on what was probably a 10-day shoot. Serious cringe on the gaslighting and love bombing.

    I never used Craigslist's erotic services, but Philip Markoff and his ilk are why we can't have nice things. I bet he'd be an antivaxxer if he'd survived his second suicide attempt.

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★★

    This is the epitome of "movie that has no reason to exist." It's as if a creepy pasta meme drunkenly described itself to a crowd of hungry Hollywood producers as the sun rose on a night of debauchery and immediately got a greenlight. The pulsing synthwave soundtrack is predictable. The movie seems designed for merchandising opportunities. This is something you win from a claw machine at Hot Topic.

    But all of that being said... I found it impossible not to…

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  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction

    ★★★★

    In high school I read American Psycho, on the recommendation of a woman in Connecticut I met in an AOL chatroom when I was 13 and thought I was in love with. I was thrilled by the book for all the wrong reasons, knowing so little about affluence and the elements of the 1980's that it was satirizing, just enjoying the graphic descriptions of murder and the absurdity of chapters about Huey Lewis and such. I would later, after a…

  • Fear

    Fear

    ★★★½

    Mark Wahlberg never fingered me to climax on a rollercoaster so why was I even alive in the 90's?