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  • Creed
  • Belly
  • A.I. Artificial Intelligence
  • Rebels of the Neon God

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★½

  • Spree

    ★★★½

  • Ben 10 Alien Swarm

    ★★

  • Ben 10: Race Against Time

    ★½

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★½

    this is like the american equivalent to japanese singers singing their soul out to the opening of an anime that’s bout incest

  • Ben 10 Alien Swarm

    Ben 10 Alien Swarm

    ★★

    end of evangelion of ben 10 franchise

    a gray colored, aggressively late 2000s vibe movie that happens to have a cozy feel but ultimately feels like ur regular episodes of ben 10 but in live action and much more cornier writing than usual. perhaps that’s mainly the point of these movies when factoring cartoon network’s middle school arc of them wanting to be like the cool kids. just make cinematic live action episodes of our most popular shows!!! sure and hey…

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    ★★★½

    movie for people who get bitches

  • Super Size Me

    Super Size Me

    ★★

    wait what??????? eating only fast food every single day for a month can make you fat and sick??????? WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!!!!!