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  • Buck Breaking

    Buck Breaking

    summary of the documentary, pretty much

    "The Catholic Church is a gay organization"
    "They [wypipo] was living in tough conditions. So, any HOLE was ok at that point"
    "Its interesting to see [...] that the pope [...] always looks at the obelisk [...] the obelisk representing an erect penis [...] so while they were removing penises, the pope looks out at a large erect penis everyday!"
    flashes deviant art of bucks being broken
    "The whole european expansion was a homosexual…

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    its really flawed, but its still good

    This movie perfectly captures the feeling of existing like you belong nowhere. You don't own a house, your family is gone or incapable of understanding you, the objects which you held a personal connection are being sold off, etc. Its like the feeling of dying; knowing everything within your human perception is slowly fading away and will soon be obsolete. And there's nothing you can do to stop it. The movie keeps going…

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    Half-Baked Thoughts on Call Me By Your Name

    98/100

    Call Me By Your Name is on that list of films that made me GULP. Only five films out there can do that, including this. Call Me by Your Name is so good, that I would be surprised if another film could take it's title of BEST FILM OF 2017

    Don't raise them expectations. This film is susceptible to disappointment. This is not a film that can be described technically, or…

  • Shrek 5

    Shrek 5

    ★★★★★

    *Pitch*

    Logan Pitch: Shrek, since Fiona, and the babies are ded, spirals into depression. Shrek becomes a taxi driver, till a long-lost descendant of Puss comes, and says that the last heir to the kingdom, the mystical shrek baby, is still alive, now in emo form. Shrek decided to take the emo boi, back to the now torn down kingdom, which is ruled by dragons. Since long ago, Donkey was backstabbed by his dragonite children, and since Shrek was gone,…