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  • Bad News Bears

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  • The Book of Eli

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  • The Karate Kid Part II

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  • Fahrenheit 451

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

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    Barbarian takes the best parts of the horror genre for the disturbed, bundles it up with a touch of diverting comedy, thanks to director Zach Cregger and his background in The Whitest Kids U' Know sketch comedy group, and completely reinvigorates the horror movie game right before our very eyes! Barbarian isn't some straight forward horror story that goes from point A to point B. It's structure is so rejuvenating. It keeps it audience guessing from the start and once…

  • Hatching

    Hatching

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    Despite using recognizable horror mechanics, Hanna Bergholm’s Hatching feels so original and so creative I can’t help but take a step back in awe of its finished product. It’s like nothing I have ever seen before. Body horror clashes with the image of familial perfection, set up to deceive despite the glaring blemishes that try to remain hidden away. Siiri Solalinna and Sophia HeikkilΓ€ are the buoyancy that keep the ship afloat (specifically Siiri who is absolutely incredible as the…

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  • Bad News Bears

    Bad News Bears

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    Side by side comparison

    Kellogg’s Fruit Loops ------- Great Value Fruit Rings

    Pop-Tarts ------- Toaster Treats

    Oreos ------- Creme Betweens

    Bad News Bears (1976) ------- Bad News Bears (2005)

  • The Book of Eli

    The Book of Eli

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If I had a nickel for every movie I watched this week that ended with someone laying down on a couch while reciting a book back to another person for record, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

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    Ralph Fiennes could put a plate of dog shit in front of me and say β€œEat” and I’d say β€œYes Chef” and gobble it down.

  • Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla

    Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla

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    As Godzilla walks back into the ocean after his fight with Kiryu, Akane watches him in the foreground, still in her fighter suit, and its the best shot in any Godzilla film. Period.