Sage Larson

i get high and then watch movies and sometimes when I review them I say something smart but mostly i’m just high ❤️

Favorite films

  • Dune
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Stardust
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

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  • The Batman

    ★★★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★½

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Finally… a real movie… I loved it so much I just wanted more hense the half star. I know it would have been boringer but I don’t care fuck you I want to watch them play house in their mansion for a little longer


    Also just wanted to say one thing that really drags this movie down is the attempt to preserve a particular plot point as a **shocking** twist even though in the book the information is known by…

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★

    Terrible movie to watch while high. He talks too fast. The background music was loud in every scene I couldn’t even hear what people were saying and I constantly thought something bad was gonna happen like that the zip line to the pool would kill somebody.

    All I wanted to do when this movie ended was to google “is Andrew Garfield happy?” The entire film I just wanted to put bread on the sides of his head and squeeze his elongated skull.

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    ★★★★★

    Broke: birdman ending is a metaphor for death of ego blah blah blah he died three four five times in the movie he’s trapped in purgatory, he was dead the whole time and the movie is his hell ‬everything is his state of mind idk whatever else people say

    Woke: actually he can fly and it’s epic ‬