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watching silly little movies & writing silly little reviews
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Favorite films

  • Dune
  • Starship Troopers
  • Shiva Baby
  • Bring It On

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  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    ★★★

  • Senior Year

    ★★★

  • Shithouse

    ★★★★½

  • North Hollywood

    ★★★½

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    felt this film to my absolute core. talk about
    a fucking cinematic experience. THIS IS HOW ITS DONE. absolutely brilliant. INSANE SCORE. 
    feeling totally and completely speechless rn.

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud

    ★★★★★

    this won’t hit for everyone but there was something absolutely terrifying about this blurred line between madness and obsession 
    devout and insanity. a religious allegory for mental illness under the guise of a horror film you almost want to feel empathetic toward
    maud until you realize her reality is not what you think. the score was insane. aesthetics were beautiful. the ending was haunting.
    this is just a true cinematic experience. 
    i think i’ll need several minutes.

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  • Lords of Dogtown

    Lords of Dogtown

    ★★★★

    bro this. bro that. why don’t you just kiss each other then? sometimes a movie just needs himbos and pretty people. also this might 
    just go down as heath ledger’s most underrated performance. a long time favorite.

  • The Novice

    The Novice

    ★★★★½

    tribeca 2021: film #10

    can we please keep pumping out films with
    the obsessed artist trope?! holy shit what a gripping and intense debut from director lauren hadaway. isabelle fuhrman is phenomenal a performance worthy of all the critical praise shes sure to receive. the score. the cinematography. would love to be able to experience the sound design in theaters but even with headphones it was unrelenting this one is going to stay with me for a minute- has me thinking about crew the way the queen’s gambit had me thinking about chess