Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  True Legend 2010

  ★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  Boy, did that third act kill the film stone cold...

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  Slotherhouse 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  I'm starting to think that maybe we should make "fetch" happen.

Popular reviews

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  Biosphere 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Jun 2023 1

  The best SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE of the year.

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  Carter 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2022 5

  Let me make this perfectly clear. CARTER is not a good film. The story is trite, the script is a mess, the CGI is slipshod and the plot is needlessly convoluted.

  However, the sheer audacity throughout its 132 minute runtime is exhilarating and laugh-out-loud funny that I had an absolute blast from beginning to end.

  The stunts are so goddamn ridiculous, I sat there with my head between my knees, in absolute awe as to how undisciplined and unhinged the…