Popular reviews

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  Review by Danielle McCallion ★★★★

  Gene's legs in those pirate shorts are hard evidence behind the "science" of God.

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  Review by hania 🧚🏼‍♀️ ★★★½ 2

  the scene where serafin swallowed a cigarette just to kiss that girl did more to society’s sexual awakening than porn ever will

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  Review by Madison 🎭 ★★★ 4

  finally watched this because of the horny fancam that's going around in light of the chr*s ev*ns news and wow.... this movie is about being diabolically, astronomically horny losers

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  Review by gina 💕 ★★★

  gene kelly has the most powerful ass i've ever seen in my life

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  Review by binaca ★★★★★

  typical man with earring behavior

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★ 1

  If Gene Kelly were alive now he would be our greatest action star

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  Review by James ★★★

  manipulate mansplain manwhore seeks gaslight gatekeep girlboss

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  Review by QueanBeck ★★★★ 3

  woke up this morning and saw a fancam of gene kelly on twitter, now here i am

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★½ 1

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  Tired: 'Be a Clown'

  Wired: 'Make em Laugh'

  Immensely staged, and Gene Kelly's thighs could tame the might of god, but this doesn't go anywhere even as it looks gorgeous spinning in circles.

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  Review by eely ★★ 1

  judy garland sings a song about how gene kelly could never do anything wrong immediately after he kissed her while she was under hypnosis and threatened to burn her town to the ground if she didn’t run away with him someone please get her out of there!!!

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  Review by Filipe Furtado ★★★★

  Some of Minnelli’s finest staging. It has a better sense of adventure than many actual pirate movies.

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  Review by Cole Duffy ★★★½

  Gene Kelly swallowing his cigarette, kissing a woman, taking the cigarette back out of his mouth still lit and then immediately exhaling on her is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. If a man did that to me I’d be—*phone line cuts*