"You'll never get to see
What in the name of God can I be?"
-"Eighth Wonder," Lemon Demon
For as much as they seem to occupy the imagination of those interested in the paranormal, cryptids get very few movies made about them. There's a million movies about ghosts, demons, and vampires, but for movies about, say, Bigfoot, we have... Harry and the Hendersons. That's struck me as curious for a while, especially considering how revered The X-Files is. I think part of it is the challenge of making a concise story about a cryptid. You can exorcise a demon, send a ghost towards the light, or drive a stake through a vampire's heart, but you can't "defeat" Mothman, you can't…