What am I doing with my life? Why am I watching all these?
Most of The Amityville Playhouse (aka The Amityville Theater) feels like a Halloween episode of Degrassi High, but then there are some scenes that seem like they were taken from an episode of Coronation Street. There's just these random scenes in a pub where suddenly everyone is British. This was mainly filmed in Canada, with some scenes filmed in the UK, and yet the whole thing is supposed to take place in Amityville, New York. This no longer has anything to do with haunted houses and is now about the residents of Amityville sacrificing people to demons. Also, at 99 minutes, this is about 30 minutes too long. It's dreadfully boring, and every scene drags on longer than it should. Amityville Death House was terrible, but at least it was only 75 minutes. These are starting to get harder to watch, and I feel my resolve weakening.