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  Review by travis k ★★★★½ 54

  the virgin amazing spider-man:
  - responsibility, no power
  - listens to phillip phillips unironically
  - shares diluted to 0.03%
  - skater
  - has never seen a girl

  the chad mcu spider-man:
  - power, no responsibility 
  - girls are fine but legos are better
  - can’t do anything w/o sugar daddy iron man
  - snap score hit 1m last week 
  - favorite movie is the lion king (2019), doesn’t know it’s a remake

  the thad raimi/maguire spider-man:
  - power & responsibility 
  - ironic dancing 
  - respectful to women but not a simp
  - relatable (can’t pay rent, occasionally emo)
  - reads poetry, Augustine, probably

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  Review by Dan ★★★★★ 1

  Kirsten Dunst when asked her thoughts on the new Spider-Man movies she responded with "I don't care. Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? We made the best ones, so who cares?"

  That's it that's my review they're the best and puts every other superhero movie to shame without a doubt.

  Also Doctor Octopus going on a murderous rampage instead of just admitting he was wrong is The Mood

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★★½ 60

  The best superhero movie.

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  Review by Robert Franco 4

  if i were peter parker i’d simply be spider-man *and* let myself get pussy. what an idiot.

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  Review by IHE ★★★★ 37

  Was way too harsh on this before, the operating table and train scene especially are too perfect

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  Review by Viktor ★★★★½ 13

  There are so many screaming women in this movie

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  Review by ConnorEatsPants ★★★★½ 9

  spider-man didn’t call anyone gay in this one

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★★ 16

  96/100

  Cinema as unabashed heroism. A spirited expansion of Raimi's first installment but contained in feeling. If Spider-Man was a hokey (but beautifully earnest) origin story, Spider-Man 2 is a tightly plotted comic-book masterpiece, utilizing duality as a basis for the film's tender romance versus its unhinged, euphoric action set-pieces. With a brilliant villain in Doc Ock (wonderfully played by Alfred Molina/Rahad Jackson), this remarkable sequel builds conflict out of Peter Parker's personal relationships, allowing seeds from the original film to grow and blossom yet never restricting itself as a "sequel" that can't be viewed on its own.

  Sam Raimi is the star of the show here even with the Grade-A cast of Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, J.K.…

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  Review by Jay ★★★★½ 16

  who up doc’ing their ock

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  Review by David Sims ★★★★★ 13

  rent?

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  Review by Tentin Quarantino ☭ ★★★★★ 52

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Funny how the greatest superhero movie ever made is not even about the superhero, but the man behind the mask.

  For all intents and purposes, this should really be called Peter Parker 1 instead of Spider-Man 2, because the film is about him as a person, not about Spider-Man as a hero. It's about a guy trying to live a life full of intrusions from his superhero alter-ego, rather than a story about a superhero trying to save the world while real life intrudes.

  And that's really why this is such a great film. We're made to really care about Peter's life and how terrible it has become since he became Spider-Man. He can't work a simple pizza delivery job,…

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  Review by Alex Hunter ★★★★★ 17

  F*cking Perfect.