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  Review by tyler ★★★★

  this dude was definitely john wick’s grandpa

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  Review by 𝒜𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒶 𝒦.🏳️‍🌈 ★★★★ 38

  Sisu while not incredibly inventive manages to satisfy the bloodlust all gore hounds crave.  

  Somewhere between a Tarantino flick and a cartoon, Sisu delivers a completely bonkers experience and calls for the suspension of all disbelief.  That aside, the sleek, beautifully shot and incredibly gruesome film by Jalmari Helander manages to fly by at a breakneck pace, while keeping action aficionados thoroughly entertained.  The story is simple and the dialogue minimal but it accomplishes what it set out to do.  Present a kick ass protagonist, kicking ass.

  So, if you’re  in the mood for some over the top violence that only a one man army can provide, then Sisu is the movie for you.

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  Review by Bryan Espitia ★★★ 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The dog lives and the Nazis die, that’s good enough for me 👍

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★½

  A “they pissed off the wrong guy” movie so pure and simple that its sub-genre almost doubles as a plot synopsis, Jalmari Helander’s “Sisu” is basically what might happen if someone transplanted “Fury Road” into Finland, lost 90 percent of what made that film into an unrepeatable force of nature, and tried to make up the difference by exploding as many Nazis as possible in outrageously violent fashion.

  If you think that sounds like a decent trade-off for 91 minutes’ worth of brainless midnight fun, then I’ve got some good news for you: “Sisu” does exactly what it says on the tin.

  Straightforward and unpretentious to the point that its hero doesn’t isn’t even afforded dialogue — let alone a…

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  Review by CinemaJoe ★★★ 9

  Camp
  adjective

  1. deliberately exaggerated and theatrical in style, typically for humorous effect.

  "the movie seems more camp than shocking or gruesome…but it was also a little shocking”

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  Review by Justin Decloux ★★★★ 1

  I'm a big fan of films where an old silent protagonist kills nazis by stabbing them in the head, blowing them up, and shooting them in the face. SISU is that for 90 minutes.

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  Review by viol ★★★½ 14

  bro did allat for some GOLD I do that everyday for a honey bun 💯🔥🙏 we r not da same

  bro is a SISSY ima SISU 💯💯💯

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  Review by Kevflix And Chill ★★★★ 7

  Damn this movie rips!  A 90 minute pulpy pure genre flick chock full of nazi killing goodness. Imagine Lt Aldo Raine retired to Finland to do some prospect’n and instead struck Nazi killing gold. It’s a bloody, brutal but immensely satisfying romp. Check this out with a crowd and I think you’ll have a blast. 

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  Review by Sydney🚀 ★★★ 4

  Some good gore and gags and Jorma Tommila is great, but it’s a bit too silly and slow for how middling the action is. Sometimes felt more Violent Night than John Wick. Good streaming movie!

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  Review by NicoPico ★★★½

  When I turn off my grandpa’s tv

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★★ 29

  Gotta say, I'm kind of, how do I put it, upset? This whole constant thing people have nowadays of comparing about every bloody action film to John Wick is getting a bit out of hand. Like, yeah, dude had a dog but the dog never dies; yeah, spoilers, and it's barely a character in the movie.

  With that out of the way, this was still a really fun time. It wasn’t only pretty gory in a fun way; that scene involving our hero and a nail and his foot even made me look away. You get bodies being dismembered and blowing into pieces, both from Nazis and one or two animals. There’s stupid fun action spun off from both a…

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  Review by elvisthealien ★★★★ 17

  This movie rules

  but like....

  How tf did he survive that plane crash 🤣