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  Review by Kairit ★★★★ 14

  big dicks cause big problems

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  Review by Simon Ramshaw ★★★★ 10

  oh

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  i dropped my

  MONSTER CONDOM

  that i use on my

  MAGNUM DONG

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★★ 25

  95/100

  A wailing and desperate cry of anguish and pain constructed within the leering jungle of NYC, Shame isn't so much a study of sexual addiction as it is a tortuous insight into crumbling relationships of the modern world. In Steve McQueen's film (which is possibly his masterpiece), feelings aren't told or even visualized as much as they're already within the details of the frame. Genuine conversation and aching truth make up every speck of grain from the gorgeous 35mm photography, and the result is a work of unpleasant frankness and harrowing sincerity.

  Michael Fassbender is the obvious highlight here, and he's just as incredible, engaging, and unrelentingly sad as you'd expect from him in a role such as this,…

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  Review by vee ★★★★ 7

  things i enjoyed
  - the colour palette
  - carey mulligan's performance
  - the dialogue

  things i did not enjoy
  - watching michael fassbender pee

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  Review by amaya ★★★★★ 9

  there's something about this movie.
  maybe it's the dialogue, the long and unerving shots, the color palette, the bleak soundtrack, the emotio-

  michael fassbender's dick

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  Review by hunter strawberry ★★★★★ 3

  the bigger the dick the harder the fall

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  Review by amaya ★★★★★ 3

  shame (2011) is the only movie that will get me openly sobbing at 3 a.m. while watching michael fassbender suck on some tiddies in full HD

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  Review by DirkH ★★★★½ 10

  Film#30 of 'It's June Jim, but not as we know it '

  This isn't a film about sex addiction. It's a film about a man torn in half by himself. The addiction is a mere vehicle for an exploration of control, humanity and self destruction.

  Fassbender is amazing and easily gives one of the best performances I have seen in a couple of years. He is reprehensible, charming and unbelievably sad. His character, a man desperately running away from himself yet totally dependent on himself, is intriguing. What McQueen is able to do like no other director is to allow us to enter the mind of his characters. He is an observer and that is how he shoots his films,…

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  Review by Bethany ★★★★ 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  the scene where Sissy walks in on Brandon jerking it in the bathroom and then he furiously runs out and jumps on top of her WHILE NAKED is quite literally the scariest thing I've ever seen jesus fucking christ. completely animalistic. Shame is scarier than most horror films

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★½ 16

  fuck this movie

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  Review by Taylor Williams ★★★★ 9

  Only watched this to see if Fassbender’s schlong is all it’s cracked up to be [spoiler: it is]

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  Review by Lizzy ★★★ 2

  This guy would've straight up been impossible to save if OnlyFans existed during that time.