I took one for the team and watched this piece of shit.
It has to be said Richard Kelly had absolutely no involvement in this film in any way.
This film concerns Donnie’s younger sister Samantha. Daveigh Chase, the eponymous Samantha, is the only returning cast member from the original film. She's cute but she’s not going to graduate to "decent actress" anytime soon if this is the cinema where she makes her bed.
You know you're in for a turd when the opening titles resonate with strong lines like below (Describing Samantha's life):
“Drowning in sadness and unable to dream. And when darkness consumes the starlight, nightmares rule the night.”
Admittedly the first half an hour or so of…