Cinematic Time Capsule
2002 Marathon - Film #21
”Is anybody going to stop this?”
Why is Chris Klein attempting to go full Keanu? Only Keanu, can go full Keanu! Everybody knows you never go full Keanu.
Chris Klein: What do you mean?
Check it out. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, ‘Looper,’ looked like Keanu, acted like Keanu, not Keanu. Was actually a young Bruce Willis. Action hero? sho'. Not Keanu.
You know Matt Damon, 'Bourne Identity.' Smoldering? Yes. Kinda Keanu? maybe. Even wore a trench-coat. But he’s only 5’ 10”. That ain't Keanu. Both you and Keanu are 6’ 1”, I checked,
You went full Keanu, man. Never go full Keanu.
You don't buy that? Ask Jason Patric, 1997, “Speed 2” Remember? Went full Keanu, went home empty-handed.
”Stop!… Before you say something even more stupid”
Cinematic Time Capsule - 2002 Ranked